Tuesday, December 02, 2008

How I Will Pay For This

Ok, read this first.

This guy is on to something. I'm going to sell ad space on my tests.

I wish I was kidding.

I've spent over $1,000 every year for each year I've been teaching. Yes, I can write it off on my taxes, but there comes a point when I can't keep throwing money into the hole.
Budgets are tight, so here is the call:

I am a high school English teacher in St. Paul, Minnesota. I work with ninth-graders and twelfth-graders everyday for fifty minutes a period. Every Friday there's a test, and I give out a great deal of study guides.

I'm looking for companies that are interested in only getting a small mention at the bottom of the page (like a, "sponsored by fill-in-the-blank"). No logos and no full sheets.

I will offer the same rate as Mr. Farber in San Diego: $10 for a quiz, $20 for a test, $30 for a final.

This is not just for businesses. I offer parents and even students the ability to sponsor a test or quiz.

Interested parties should contact me at ironicteachings@hotmail.com




Anonymous said...

$10 per page, or per quiz?

Ironic said...

per quiz.

Arthur Willoughby said...

In exchange for a sponsorship, can I have the phone numbers of any female students over 18?

Or close to 18?