Hypocrisy 7/22/05

When you tell someone you "hate" all of your friends, but you can't "live without them", that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you scream and shout, "It's absolutely wrong," that a show is adding a lesbian character, and then you talk about how you want two of the "hotter female" characters on that show to have, "graphic sex," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you sit there and say that only white people can be racist, and then you call a Hmong student a "chink," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you say that a person has done something so unforgivable that they should be killed or fired, and then you do it too, and say, "Well, this is different," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you complain that society concentrates on looks too much, and then you get a boob job, that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you say there is no God, and then you pray to him for help at a sporting event or "time of crisis," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you say, "I'm not a yuppie," and then you refuse to eat somewhere, because it's, "too white trash," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you say you hate a particular actor/actress/athelte/politician, and then you follow their every move saying, "I'm just fascinated by them," that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you complain that no one notices the homeless, and then you don't give a dollar, that's
HYPOCRISY!
When you say that it's never you causing the trouble, and then you punch someone for no reason, that's
HYPOCRISY!
And finally (for today),
When you tell people that there's nothing to worry about, but they should panic anyway, that's
HYPOCRISY!
Feel free to drop me some of your ideas of hypocrisy. I'm always curious to hear. Also, the next post will be my 100th, so look for some crazy story that will (attempt to) make you laugh and for guest stars.
Have a nice weekend!