The wonderful in-laws of Missouri.
Because, because, because....
Well, because I love my wife.
I'm out, ladies and gentlemen.
I will be in Missouri for an undisclosed amount of time. Undisclosed because my wife and I cannot agree on how long we should stay.
So, like my duck friend here, I will say goodbye.
Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and may all your days be healthy, wealthy, and fun.