Thursday, August 02, 2007

Another sign of the Apocalypse

I don't know where to begin with this.

First of all, this poster is absolutely atrocious. Jason Lee is a funny man, but not necessarily...uh...attractive. His face takes up a large chunk of the poster which, I suppose, is meant to draw in people via My Name is Earl and the Kevin Smtith movies. Still, the face in this poster is quite hideous.

Then there's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.

Ok, the original show was somewhat funny as the three brothers got into various trouble (which Dave would have to fix), and the audience got a good laugh at the songs being sung at a high frequency.

So now Alvin and his brothers are back, and they are apparently "Ghetto". You'll notice I put the word in quotes because this is obviously an older, white person's idea of how to reach the younger kids.

So here's the problem: Why make Alvin and company look like a rodent version of Run D.M.C? I admit that I watched the show as a kid, and I even went to the movie, but I'm not sure this should be brought back. Transformers worked because it was mindless, but it had action. The second you start trying to actually think about the plot of the film, it falls apart. I don't think Alvin and the Chipmunks will work with the modern audience. Not even if you "Ghetto"-up the chipmunks. Most of the people who watched the show as kids probably don't want to hear chipmunk-sounding rap. If they don't sound like The Chipmunks when they sing, then the idea is totally lost.

I won't be going to see this movie. Partially because I fear how they've updated it, partially because Jason Lee, who I like, is starting to become overexposed.

Then again what do I know. I think this guy isn't bad...even though he wants to bury Michael Vick without a trial....And he hates dogs....

3 comments:

Arthur Willoughby said...

Egads, who is that horribly unattractive bald man on your blog?

I'm only mad at Michael Vick because I'm convinced the last fight I attended was fixed. Oh, and he promised I could drown the loser but then he let some football buddy do it.

Bastard.

Alvin and the Chipmunks, I don't even know what to say. We've really become a vacuous society, though you realize when your kid is old enough to absorb advertising, you'll be there fighting the crowds securing him his front-row seat.

Better you than me!

Ironic said...

Hell no!
That's why I invested in a Home Theatre (yes I spell it the British way) System. So I can watch movies...at home.
Kid'll deal. I'll let him bring girls or guys over.

Anonymous said...

By the way, that bald man you have the picture of is a VERY talented musician. I had the honor to see him play many, many times. Check out Pier One Girl on the Affected Recorded, perhaps one of the best songs out there! His guitar player Matt Reichow was perhaps the best guitar player in MN! I miss seeing them both play live :( But life goes on.

Smart move on the home theatre! If I had kids I would be the same way!