Friday, January 27, 2006

Learning Leab

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leab!

  1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Leab is near.
  2. The difference between Leab and a village is that Leab does not have a church!
  3. You should always store Leab in an airtight container in the fridge.
  4. All shrimp are born as Leab, but gradually mature into females.
  5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Leab.
  6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Leab Head!
  7. Native Americans never actually ate Leab; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Leab!
  9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Leab with his left foot.
  10. Astronauts get taller when they are in Leab.
I am interested in - do tell me about
This is bloody brilliant.
The thing I love the most about this "trivia" is that beyond its hilarity, it also contains quite a bit of sexual innuendo. Good stuff.
I have to go finish grading now. Adieu.

(In case the "Go" button doesn't work, the link is here)


cat said...

purrfect way to end the week!!! Have a great weekend Leab!!

Voix said...

Stole this from you blind.

Love mine too.


retroavocado said...

Tee hee!

h-squared said...

When are you blogging again? I need you to entertain me!